I recommend
this politically-oriented weather humor piece by funnyman Andy Borowitz. It would be interesting to see what a conservative weather network would look like, although I still like my weather history channel idea better. "Do you remember where you were when this weather map was shown?" I'd stay in all day reliving the coverage of Hurricane Gloria of 1985, or just an ordinary day from the 90s. Think about it people, it's gold I tell ya. Enjoy the weekend!