The first part of CBS's made for TV movie "
Category 6: Day of Destruction" was phenomenal. I learned about weather scenarios they just don't teach in meteorology school. It captured my imagination and offered inspiration for this week's forecast:
Monday: The tempest known as Daniel Snyder rages in Redskins Park, spawning tornadic snowstorm. High 18, Low 10
Impact: The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Tuesday: Iraqi sandstorm clashes with Texas Blue Northern at CIA Headquarters in Langley, VA.
Impact: Low visibility, windswept intelligence.
Wednesday: Hurricane forms over Washington Monument, energized by the Mall's reflecting pool.
Impact: Weather Service decides to name storm Ivan.
Thursday: Congress in session.
Impact: Hot Air Warning.
Friday: Hell freezes over.
Impact: No delays, 100% working escalators on metro.
Disclaimer: The actual forecast is for temperatures in the 50s for highs all week, with overnight lows generally in the 30s. Very little chance of rain the entire week.
(Pictured: still photo from movie "Category 6: Day of Destruction", courtesy CBS).